Monday night, Daddy had gone outside to get Penny. As he walked toward the building to lock it up for the night, he noticed a flickering light about 50 yards up the road at the beginning of Old Dearing Road. He had a flashlight with him so he decided to go investigate. As he approached, he noticed the flickering was coming from a lit tea candle and laying beside the candle was a coconut. He blew out the candle and picked up the coconut to get it out of the road. As he walked back, he thought, "What if this is a bomb?" and then decided to throw it on the ground. It broke apart and inside were a banana pepper, a jalepeno pepper, a habanero pepper, and two pieces of folded paper. He grabbed a box and collected the contents. Once inside, we examined the mysterious coconut and its contents. The two pieces of paper were unfolded and discovered to be an Ace of Spades playing card and a hand written note: Increase Psychic Abilities - Telekinesis & Telepathy.
This was so bizarre. I did some research online and found some information about witchcraft. Apparently coconuts and peppers are widely used in witchcraft and voodoo rituals.
So, our sincerest apologies to the person whose spell we ruined. Next time, don't leave your voodoo coconut in the middle of a public road.
Boys, there are interesting people in this world. Very interesting people.
I love you,
Mommy
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