For some time now, you have sucked on your arm so much you've given yourself a hickey. I don't really understand what's so great about your arm, considering you have a THUMB and a PACIFIER. Once every week or so, you give yourself a nice little bruise on your arm. It looks so bad! I'm sure people that see us out wonder what we've done to you! I feel like you should wear a disclaimer bib, "My mommy doesn't beat me. I just suck my arm."
I love you, vampire boy,
Mommy
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